leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

bless

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

SCIENCE

(Source: princessveroni)

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dharbin:

whileyouweresleeping:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

Boom. 

— From NYC.

Wow. This is all amazing. But the stealth amazing is that first line.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

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markruffalo:

instagram:

Going Back to the Roots with Henrique Oliveira’s Transarquitetônica

To see more photos and videos from Transarquitetônica, explore the MAC USP location page and browse the #henriqueoliveira hashtag.

Brazilian artist Henrique Oliveira invites spectators to step inside his latest artwork and explore a giant wooden maze at São Paulo Museum MAC. His largest installation to date, Transarquitetônica is a 70 meter (229.66 ft) interactive sculpture made of tapumes, a plywood material traditionally used for cheap housing in Brazil. As the piece’s name suggests, Oliveira’s work speaks to the concept of time and evolution. Spectators discover spaces of contrast, as certain areas reference today’s modern architecture while sprawling branches symbolize man’s first dwelling.

incredibly beautiful.

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anitagaughan:

Progress work of my Boulder art blog post, for the theme “Fairytales”.
Kelpie, - The Water Horse.

There’s some absolutely stunning work already up on their site! —-> http://bouldermediaart.blogspot.ie/

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grumpyhawk:

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

Dogs are the best

existential crisis averted!

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thatwanderinglonewolf:

Wolf relaxing time (by nemi1968)

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

There are recipes out there that are egg free. So you can eat the dough fear-free. Google it. (For example: http://centercutcook.com/edible-egg-less-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough/)

Also, I remember making milk shakes as a kid, I mean, my parents made them for us and all, but they like, had an egg in there! And I lived! Or I’m now considered a mutant, so you know….

(Source: wartortles)

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